From the West End Whingers Lost Property Office

The West End Whingers Lost Property office was last night inundated with seven miscellaneous items left after the (highly successful) party.

If you are not too ashamed to admit to owning any of the above items of clothing (or the parched rosemary bush or a bottle of expensive-looking Les Hauts Clochers Pinot Noir which had to be wrestled from Phil’s grasp) please email lostproperty@westendwhingers.net. Emails cost £1 per minute.