Win tickets to the most lukewarm theatre event of the year!

Monday 24 March 2008

Yes, it’s true. The second annual West End Whingers party is just around the corner and in an uncharacteristically generous gesture the Whingers are giving away three pairs of tickets to ORDINARY MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC!

The party takes place in the heart of London’s famous West End Theatreland on Saturday 12th April but the preparatory inflation of the balloons has already begun (it takes about three days for each balloon to be blown up due to the poverty of the Whingers’ lung capacities).

To enter, all you have to do is write an essay on “Why I deserve to attend the West End Whingers party” – perhaps you have a particularly entertaining party trick, or possess a glamorous quality. Possibly you are a professional ego masseur? Or maybe you have a celebrity friend such as Dame Judi Dench that you wish to bring along. Perhaps you are a researcher on the Richard and Judy show. Or a Pulitzer Prize judge. Anything really.

You can send us your essay by using the Contact Us  page.

Who knows? You might even get a glimpse of one of the Whingers through the gloom or even win one of their fabled raffle prizes.

The judges’ decision will be final and probably a bit flaky too.

3 Responses to “Win tickets to the most lukewarm theatre event of the year!”

  1. Is that a crown on the right? Is the Queen attending?

  2. Don’t you just love finding new places to wear diamonds?

  3. Graham Says:


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