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The problem with owning an Ethel Merman’s Greatest Hits CD is that whenever you hear anyone else sing “Throwing a Ball Tonight” or “Make It Another Old Fashioned Please” you just think, “That’s not right”.
That was the main lesson taken away from last night’s A Swell Party at the Cadogan Hall. Of course, you can’t un-buy a CD and there is no known medical intervention which can remove Merman memories from the brain so think carefully before you purchase such a thing.
This “Celebration of the Life and Music of Cole Porter” had the whiff of David Kernan about it which turned out to be because DK had conceived it.
Distressingly it opened with Simon Green saying the words “I was born…” which suggested that it was going to be a very long evening indeed if Cole Porter was going to narrate his entire life to this level of detail.
Anyway, these excerpts were mercifully brief and there were plenty of opportunities for Maria Friedman, Daniel Evans, Mary Carewe and Graham Bickley (with MDs Jason Carr and David Firman on grand pianos) to show off.
The big ensemble numbers really needed an orchestra to make them fly; they just sounded like a rehearsal piece. What would have made a charming show in an intimate space such as the Donmar (where David Kernan’s Show People series was performed in the 80s) was somewhat lost in the converted church.
Still, there were some dazzlingly high points: Friedman’s “I Happen To Like New York” and “I Concentrate On You” were splendid.
But unexpectedly the evening was utterly stolen by Evans who produced two show-stopping performances – “Love For Sale” and an utterly exquisite rendition of “Begin The Beguine” which – embarrassingly – moved at least one of the Whingers to genuine tears of musical joy. Extraordinary. But embarrassing. So we’ll stop there.