The Whingers are normally of a secular and rational nature. Well, secular anyway. Spiritual things tend to pass them by.
But their scepticism took a nasty jolt this morning due to what can only be described as a minor miracle which occurred when Phil was preparing his breakfast.
Eschewing his usual pop-tarts he opted to toast some healthy organic wholemeal bread. Imagine his consternation when this popped out of his toaster:
Not merely the Virgin Mary nor even Jesus (which would have been quite festive) but one half of the West End Whingers logo burnt quite clearly onto his intended brekkers.
Andrew is claiming that it’s his half of the logo that has been represented and Phil of course claims that it is his.
Unable to settle the argument and therefore agree to whom the proceeds from its sale on ebay would go the Whingers have agreed to do the charitable thing: it will be donated as a raffle prize for the forthcoming Third Annual West End Whingers Party on Saturday.
If you haven’t received your invitation to the Third Annual West End Whingers Party yet, don’t worry – it’s probably simply because we didn’t invite you. If you think this is an oversight – and not a deliberate slight – please do contact us.