Archive for the 'panto' Category

Review – Dick Whittington and his cat, Hackney Empire

Sunday 23 December 2007

Like everything Christmas-related, it’s easy to overdo panto; one more spoonful of sprouts, the second bowl of trifle; the 87th coloured tinsel on the Christmas Tree. Dick Whittington at the Hackney Empire was the Whingers’ third panto and to be honest, they were getting a bit over-tired and fractious.

Worse still, Phil had come down with an extreme case of man flu and only dragged himself down to the Hackney Empire because he was the one who had the tickets. Read the rest of this entry »

Review – Jack and the Beanstalk, Barbican

Saturday 15 December 2007

If the West End Whingers were to write a panto, it would probably be something like this. But we’re getting ahead of ourselves.

Somehow Phil had managed to get out of seeing Jack and the Beanstalk at The Barbican.

You might think that rather strange, as its writer – Jonathan Harvey – is actually one of Phil’s Facebook “friends”.

Indeed you might have supposed that that this “friendship” might have placed upon Phil a clear obligation to go along and cheer/boo as appropriate.

But if you had supposed that, you clearly have no understanding of what it means to be a friend of Phil. Read the rest of this entry »

Review – Cinderella by Stephen Fry at the Old Vic

Wednesday 12 December 2007

If Stephen Fry wrote a pantomime it would be just like this.

Yes, it’s everything you would expect from the man: clever, knowledgeable, confident, amusingly pedantic, self-referential, gender-bending and very, very funny.

Oh and as it’s that terrible season again, turns out to be rather appropriately, as camp as Christmas.

And not at all aimed at children. Read the rest of this entry »

Panto time and a new panto villain

Saturday 24 November 2007

Christmas is undoubtedly the happiest time of the year for the West End Whingers. Phil gets his Winter Fuel Allowance which Andrew suspects goes mostly on gin down at Aldi.

Andrew, meanwhile, gets to spend many gleeful hours looking out for who’s appearing in what in pantoland. Read the rest of this entry »

The theatrical event of the whinging year

Saturday 21 April 2007

InvitationWell, it’s all go at the Whingers’ respective headquarters in Kentish Town and Vauxhall as preparations for tonight’s party go into overdrive.  Moods are rather fractious as it’s 10.15am and in deference to their duties this evening neither Phil nor Andrew has had a drink all day. Read the rest of this entry »

Review – Dick Whittington and his Cat, The Barbican

Saturday 2 December 2006

dickcartoon.gifIt must have seemed like a great idea at the time – secure controversial playwright Mark Ravenhill to write the Barbican’s Christmas panto, Dick Whittington and his Cat.
But what a nightmare for the Barbican’s marketing department which is now faced with the task of persuading the public that this output from the man whose most famous play is called Shopping and Fucking is suitable family fare.

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Are you doing panto this year?

Tuesday 21 November 2006

‘Tis soon the season to be jolly and even the famous West End Whingers frostiness can be readily thawed by the honourable British theatrical tradition that is pantomime. Read the rest of this entry »

Briony in panto!

Tuesday 14 November 2006

Hoorah! West End Whingers are thrilled to discover that the true star of How do you Solve a Problem like Maria? – Briony Price – has broken into showbusiness… Read the rest of this entry »