Andrew is on sabbatical but Phil is soldiering on to help you decide between the Merlot and the Marlowe and generally putting London's West End theatre to rights
A few things you may not know about Let the Right One In.
Let the Right One In is not a UKIP immigration policy.
Nor is Let the Right One Nigel Farage’s new campaign slogan. Well, not yet anyway.
Phil can’t think of the title, Let the Right One without humming “The Hokey Cokey”. Read the rest of this entry »
Scientists have warned yet again that in the future all new plays produced by the subsidised theatre will be crap.
One leading scientist said last night, “This trend has been evident for some time now. It was hitherto mostly confined to low population areas such as the Cottesloe where only a handful of people were affected but now it’s spreading to the Lyttelton.
“It looks like a hockey stick. I could show you on a big chart if you like although it wouldn’t be inherently dramatic – more like a lecture -and I might as well just beat you about the head with the hockey stick instead and achieve the same degree of subtlelty”. Read the rest of this entry »
A West End Whinger 